The lie was always in the language.

You read "no casualties" while hearing the explosions. You were right. The pattern is documented — and growing. You don't need to type anything. Start here.

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The operation was a complete success. No casualties reported and minimal collateral damage to surrounding infrastructure.The operation was a complete success. No casualties reported and minimal collateral damage to surrounding infrastructure.
Casualties were confirmed in 81% of prior uses 81%
Civilians and civilian infrastructure destroyed 92%

You're not crazy. The words were designed to make you feel that way.

Euphemisms aren't unclear language. They are precision instruments of concealment. Every time you had to decode a statement alone, the mechanism worked exactly as designed.

What they said
"The operation was a complete success. No casualties were reported. We deeply regret any collateral damage."
What happened
"Hospitals received 47 wounded. Three schools destroyed. Two journalists killed. Families searched rubble for 14 hours."
The gap
"success"
47 wounded
"no casualties"
3 schools
"collateral"
2 journalists

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"no casualties reported"
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"Operation successful, no casualties" → Casualties confirmed in 81% of prior uses
Jan 15, 2025 • verified

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Euphemisms decoded
across 4 languages
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Precedent accuracy
avg. correlation between phrase and actual outcome
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Proof links generated
unalterable evidence shared worldwide
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Institutions tracked
government, military, corporate, media

Every submission makes the next person less alone

Institutions invent new euphemisms faster than any team can track. That's why the dictionary is community-powered. Every submission adds a precedent. Every precedent makes the next person's validation faster.

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  • 附带损害 平民死亡 ZH 12 min ago
  • localized incident widespread failure EN 18 min ago
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ENworkforce optimization → mass layoffs89%
RUоптимизация → массовые увольнения84%
ESdaños colaterales → civiles muertos91%
ZH优化 → 大规模裁员85%
ENcollateral damage → civilians killed92%
RUпострадавших нет → жертвы были81%
ENlocalized incident → systemic failure84%
ZH局部事件 → 系统性故障81%
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